By Vexen Crabtree 2001
A diatribe can appear in many forms! For example, the purely esoteric text called the
God: Vexen, why are so happy?
Vexen: Because I'm dead already! What can I lose? I'm just happy to be still moving!
God: Vexen, why are you as you are?
Vexen: It's the way I am
God: Where do you get your confidence?
Vexen: When I die, all is gone. I am to live my life as indulgently as possible.
God: Sex, drugs and rock and roll?
Vexen: I don't drink much or do drugs. I wish to live as long as I possibly ever can. I am motivated
God: Do you believe in Satan?
Vexen: Do I believe in the Not-God? I dance with Not-God, I move through Not-God. I don't believe in Satan, the Not-God is not alive, not conscious, not living. LaVey calls it the "dark force in nature". It is a state of non-existence
God: Will you ever change?
Vexen: I'm already dead
Vexen: When was I born?
God: I have no record of that.
Vexen: When was I abandoned?
God: I have no recollection of that.
Vexen: Is it true you do not care about me?
Vexen: Do you exist?
God: Do I exist?
Vexen: I am already dead, you have not existed in my mind, I have no mechanism to accept that you exist
God: Am I not all powerful?
Vexen: When I died, you became nothing at all
God: Will you ever accept me?
Vexen: Will you force me to?
Vexen: You need to
God: I can't
Vexen: Because you don't exist
God: What if I do?
Vexen: Not in my world
God: Do you wish to live forever?
God: I can make you live forever, but not against your will.
Vexen: You do not exist in my world. I will accept your offer should you approach me personally, and not this chicken shit Live Journal communication by-proxy joke
God: Do you know that you are possessed?
God: Do you know who by?
Vexen: Death, eternal darkness, I am possessed by the Earth, and will return to it when I die. My final subconscious scream will be that I have failed. But as I have, perhaps, quite a lot of insider knowledge, the Morning Star, our air elemental who stole your flame (which I possess), then that indicates Lucifer: sie is popular amongst us happy liberals
God: Sometimes I do not understand your thoughts
Vexen: I can speak in tongue. A diatribe, if you want
God: Do you believe in perfection? In me?
Vexen: That is beyond the scope of my life and existence
God: Sometimes the trident you carry tickles my foot.
Vexen: Then do something definitive. Stamp on me
Vexen: Can I kill you?
God: There are methods
Vexen: Do I know them?
Vexen: Can you lie?
God: I don't know
Vexen: Can you ever force me to accept you?
Vexen: Why do you hide?
Satan: Perhaps you are not as astray from me as you think you are
Vexen: Why should I care for you?
Satan: You do not
Vexen: Why do I appear to?
Satan: You use me
Vexen: Your demons are weak, I control them. Are you weak?
Satan: I have no power
Vexen: Why do you watch me dance?
Satan: I feel like I'm watching myself. You make me proud to be me
Vexen: Should I hate you?
Satan: You are incapable of hate
Vexen: Where is my soul?
Satan: I do not have it
Vexen: Can you account for my soul?
Satan: Missing in action? I do not recall you ever having one
Vexen: Why do I not sleep?
Satan: You have energy
Vexen: I want more energy. How?
Satan: You cannot
Vexen: I know it
Satan: I am busy, I have non-existence and subtlety to attend to
Vexen: OK. I wouldn't presume to say, "see you again". But what will be, will be
Satan: One last thing. I like your web pages
Current edition: 2001 Oct 12
Parent page: The Description, Philosophies and Justification of Satanism
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